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And now a couple that Dad might find useful...

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Here's the text of the ad before it expires on eBay:
This is a max wicked sick BMX. It's a Reliance Boomerang and it's done heaps of maximum extreme stunts. I have mostly done stunts on this bike since forever. Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx. Some details about sickmax BMX: Comes with everything you see including: TOPS AS SUSPENSION REAR FORKS!! 2 x wheels 1 x seat I will even thrown my sick BMXing name for FREE - Wicked Styx. Has minor surface rust on handlebars and front forks (easily removed). More rust on rear forks (as shown in pics). Tyres hold air but are pretty old. Basically, it's an old BMX, but it's radness is still 100% in tact. Tricks I have done on this BMX: Endos - 234. Sick Wheelies - 687. Skids - 143,000. Bunny Hops - 2 (Bunny Hops are gay and my brother dared me to do them, which I did because I'm Rad to the power of Sick). Flipouts - 28. Basically if you buy this bike you will instantly become a member to every club that was ever invented, worldwide, because you will be awesome. Pick up from Richmond in Melbourne. Throw your hands in the air like you just don't mind.
Questions and answers provided by the seller:
Q:
Dudu , thats the sickest description ive read to date . Had me and my family in stitches. If you reconsider postage for this bike im happy to pay you for your time involved as i collect stingray bikes . Been after a chrome boomerang for a while.Let me know if your interested as i would love to max out the skid record. Cheers man .
30-Jan-09
A:
Hello Radster. I suppose I could skid down to the postie and see what it would cost to post. I don't know where you live, but I might just try guessing. is it 64 McDonald Drive in Brisbane?
Q:
dude, does this bike come with contraception because i all ready have 3 kids.this is the best description i have ever read i think you should go into business writing for ebay!!thanks 4 the entertainment,i'm still pissing my self
30-Jan-09
A:
Thanks Sick Guy. It doesn't come with contraception, but I will include a photo of me doing a stunt if you like. It's pretty blurry, but it's still a wicked rad stunt. Let me know.
Q:
How long are the skids that this bike can do?
29-Jan-09
A:
Dear Mad Dog. The skids odometer shows 128,992 metres, but i think it might have gone round the clock. I once did a skid that went for two weeks.
Pure class.


I've also built a bike or two from parts - a Concorde steel frame & Paganini fork combo (sold immediately after build up) and my current project, which the Trek 1000 is donating it's choicest upgraded parts to, a Basso Loto steel frame with a set of Dedacciai Black Force 2 carbon forks in place of the original steel forks. The next project after that will be building up my 2003 Cannondale Jekyll frame into a complete bike and I might change the Trek 1000 in to a Speed Bike/hybrid with flat bars :o)
Then there's my collection of classic parts - 8 speed Dura Ace groupset parts, 8/7 speed Ultegra groupset parts, misc. Campagnolo parts, mostly NOS, a NOS Bottecchia Corsa frame made from Columbus SL tubing:
A badly rusted Concorde frame, also made with Columbus tubing. The top tube needs to be replaced, but I'm loath to do it as the Concorde name is pressed into the tubing just ahead of where it enters the lug on the seat tube. So I'd obviously loose that feature on this frame by replacing the top tube. Fork crown has been badly taken down with a file to allow crown races to fit, unforetunately it's been taken down so much that the crown race just flops about in it's seat. Now I could get new metal added back to the crown and then have it machined to the correct size when I'm having the top tube replaced, but I might as well be honest with myself - perhaps a hasty burial in the local recycling centre might be more appropriate....